Thursday 12 March 2015

Wait,....What? Taylor Swift Reportedly Insuring Her Legs for $40M


Because she's almost 6 feet tall, Taylor Swift's
legs are very long. And because she's a pop
star who needs to be supported onstage by
said legs, her stems are extremely valuable to
her. So valuable, in fact, that a new report
from the National Enquirer says she wants to
insure them for $40 million. You should take
it all with an entire shaker of salt, of course,
but once you do the math, it's not that crazy.
Her inseam is probably longer than 30 inches,
so between both legs, that's not even a million
dollars per inch. She could go a bit higher,
really!
"She thought her legs were possibly worth a
million," a source told the Enquirer . "But $40
million shocked her. She's even a little
embarrassed about it." Why?! Those things
are her moneymakers, as well as Olivia
Benson's main form of transportation so long
as she refuses to travel by cat carrier. Taylor
could take out a policy for twice that and no
one would judge her for it. But if she's looking
to unload some extra leg length, I know
someone who's 5-foot-1 and taking donations.- Cosmopolitan

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